3-1-2020 - Jokes

Humans put out more #methane than previously thought... the study is under review, Larry from accounting farted on the results.

#JoeBiden2020 won big In South Carolina... each woman in the state just turned away at the same time from that long awkward victory hug.

#TomSteyer dances to ‘Back That Azz Up’ at his South Carolina rally... this just in... #TomSteyer just ended his presidential campaign.

#SurgeonGeneral urges the public to stop buying #facemasks... he's worried he might not have enough for his weird "Eyes Wide Shut" themed party next weekend.

A man was arrested after allegedly using counterfeit money to buy #GirlScoutcookies... if he thinks he can hide in prison, he is mistaken, the #GirlScouts always get their money.