1. The #RedSoxParade is taking place today in #Boston... finally the curse is snapped! It has been over 48 months since the #RedSox last won the #WorldSeries.
3. While looking for a last minute costume for #Halloween2018. I stumble upon a used car salesman costume... why do they think my haircut in college belongs in a used car salesman costume?
4. @cvspharmacy is starting a new program where $5 a month gets you $10 in store credit... it's the first step in a 10-year plan called... please don't buy our shit on #Amazon.
5. @realDonaldTrump wants to change the constitutional amendment on #BirthrightCitizenship... I'm confused, there's no way a 1-year-old is going to pass the citizenship test... well, maybe the written but definitely not the interview.
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