5 Jokes a day 2/1/19

Congratulations, you just survived the 5th hottest year on record... it's the new weight loss trend... it's called going outside.

#Juul's strategy for success: target children, steadily ramp up #nicotine levels... straight out of the big tobacco playbook.

#TMobile adds 7M customers over past year... all of them still walking around looking for a signal.

#Germany just told #Facebook to stop tracking users around the internet... Facebook responds... Geesh, that was the first thing Hitler did when he came to power.

You can now get #TacoBell delivered to your doorstep across #America for free... for every $30 ordered, you get a free roll of Charmin.