5 Jokes a day 1/31/19

#NancyPelosi explains why she clapped like that at #DonaldTrump... we get it Nancy, you have bigger hands than the president.

#Apple releases fix for the #FaceTime eavesdropping exploit... it will go back to spying on everyone the old way.

Many popular #iPhone apps secretly record your screen without asking... just when you think you can trust the weather channel.

#WoodyAllen sues #Amazon for $68 million for terminating film deal... I heard he lost his prime membership as well.

#JustinBieber was celibate before marrying wife Hailey... wow, is it too latr now to say sorry to Selena Gomez?