Wednesday, January 2, 2019

5 Jokes a day 1/1/19

tweets, then deletes message about dropping bombs... people are surprised but I say write what you know... if they write about dropping a new rap video... then they may need some focus.


People are slashing tires on in ... automotive bullying will not be tolerated... the cars replied... "we're here, we have gears, get used to it!"


men arrested for allegedly stealing $500,000 of on ... they were caught when trying to buy 30,000 single packets of mix.


slammed for pushing the agenda of the elites in or with ... just because the middle of the country refuses to breathe oxygen... doesn't mean they can't benefit from a green economy.


looking for man accused of firing a gun at when they forgot his taco sauce... that's a pretty spicy response for someone who ordered mild sauce.


and reach agreement after a long disagreement... supposedly, the fight started when Verizon said was the worst movie of #2018... Disney agreed it was bad but asked, 'did you see '


Three firms want to build off coast... this should help with the smell put really it will just send it somewhere else.


bans anyone under 21 from buying .... you know their new slogan... 'if you can't buy a shot, then you can't shoot... an assault rifle'.


bash on being called a poncho party due to the rain... the last time I was at one of those it was a 'safe sex' orgy.

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