Thursday, January 24, 2019

5 Jokes a day 1/23/19

Leaders plan competing bills to end shutdown... boys, boys, boys... there's plenty of shutdown to go around.
stops selling due to connectivity issues... if no one is around to use a broken clock... is it still right twice a day?
virus confirmed in lakes... so if your in Michigan, don't have sex with largemouth bass.
can show up to deliver the , but could shut off the lights and keep out cameras... I hate when my landlord is a jerk when I'm giving my speech too.
? You’re risking your life in , the deadliest state for pedestrians... of course when you try to walk in the middle of parade, shits gonna go down.
funnel cake fries are coming back... cause regular fries only have a moderate amount of transfat.
won’t be available this ’sDay... if you absolutely need them, chalk is on sale at Walmart, 10 for a dollar.
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