Today, #Earth is set to reach its closest point to the #sun.... the sun responded... "get away dad, Alpha Centauri is watching, gawd"... Earth would not get that close again in 2019.
There is widespread #CoralBleaching along India's #KonkanCoast... you know what they say, if you're gonna be on film, look your best.
#Lifesum has introduced what it says is the first voice #foodtracking app for #GoogleAssistant... if you talk to Google Assistant with your mouth full it adds 1,000 calories as a penalty.
Male #elephants will often use their #penis as a 5th leg to support their weight... I can support all my weight on 2 legs... that's what makes me attractive to women...
#PopeFrancis to U.S. #bishops on retreat: 'Abuse crisis requires conversion and humility'... I think most people would rather see 'arrests and convictions'
#Mexicanmayor shot dead on his first day in office... I don't think he voted for him.
#PopeFrancis spins soccer ball on his finger... everyone knows #Jesus could ball... we've all seen the abs.
Customer scuffles with #McDonald’s employee over #strawban... this could be the last straw on this ban issue... either that or camel has to break his back.









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