Friday, January 4, 2019

5 Jokes a day 1/3/19

releases first ever images taken from the surface of the ... they say, if stare at the crater while playing ... you won't be able to see the movie cause you're looking at a crater.


Today, is set to reach its closest point to the .... the sun responded... "get away dad, Alpha Centauri is watching, gawd"... Earth would not get that close again in 2019.


There is widespread along India's ... you know what they say, if you're gonna be on film, look your best.


has introduced what it says is the first voice app for ... if you talk to Google Assistant with your mouth full it adds 1,000 calories as a penalty.


Male will often use their as a 5th leg to support their weight... I can support all my weight on 2 legs... that's what makes me attractive to women...


to U.S. on retreat: 'Abuse crisis requires conversion and humility'... I think most people would rather see 'arrests and convictions'


shot dead on his first day in office... I don't think he voted for him.


spins soccer ball on his finger... everyone knows could ball... we've all seen the abs.


Customer scuffles with ’s employee over ... this could be the last straw on this ban issue... either that or camel has to break his back.

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