A #bachelorcontestant is pretending to be #Australian... jokes on her... an Australian molested the bachelor's dog when he was kid... she doesn't stand a chance.
#Ireland criminalizes emotional abuse... they were going to criminalize drinking alcohol but they worried about dehydration.
New #Oregon law permits eating #roadkill... I would recommend the possum... pairs well with a French Sauvignon Blanc and a side garnish of caviar.
#Japanese town pays couples to have #children... it's a municipal budget strategy called 'the reverse pimp'
#Astronaut accidentally called 911 from the #InternationalSpaceStation... they still haven't arrived... response time is just atrocious in black neighborhoods... and it doesn't get any darker than space.
#TedCruz introduced a term limit bill that would end his own career in the #Senate... aw, even Ted Cruz doesn't want Ted Cruz.
#RashidaTliab on #Trump... 'We're gonna impeach the motherfucker'... she then grabbed her piece off the table and signaled her entourage to pull the Benz up front.
#NewYork woman, 32, pretended to be girl, 15, to enroll in #highschool classes... she has a crush on Jeremy in homeroom but won't go further than other the clothes stuff because... you know... rape.+
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