#Trump claims that past #presidents have shared their support for a #BorderWall... Quoting #GeorgeWashington... "we need a border wall between Georgia and Florida, too many Floridians are heading North, bringing bad techno music and crystal meth with them."
‘Surviving #RKelly’ documentary reviews decades of sex abuse accusations... it probably would have been quicker if they interviewed everyone who wasn't sexually assaulted by R Kelly.
An alleged #kidnapper followed a #woman into a #karate studio... decided to take classes for 6 months... is now a much better kidnapper.
Record-breaking number of #Americans want to get out of U.S. forever... they better hurry up before #Trump gets that wall up... then it will be impossible.
#BayArea #jogger is attacked by a #dog, then bitten by the dog's owner... I condemned these actions until I heard the jogger took the owners favorite squeaky toy maliciously.
#NorthKorean diplomat missing in #Italy... he was last seen watching #UnderTheTuscanSun movie staring Diane Lane... NK officials are worried they may have lost him... their vineyards are just boxes of raisens dumped on the ground.
Man, 102, stuck on roof for three days died of pneumonia... he may have been a little old to star in the #Hangover reboot.
A #teacher fed a #puppy to a #turtle in front of students... it must have been to teach that lesson... cuteness and beauty fade, the only true survivors our those with a hard outer shell... oh, he was just out of turtle food, sounds about right.
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