5 Jokes a day 1/11/19

#OcasioCortez responds to #JoeLieberman... ‘New party, who dis?’... Although, she delivered it via Twitter and telegrams won't be delivered until Monday. "No one cares what you have to say, Joe STOP Go back to the bingo game at the retirement home STOP"

#ESPN's #EmilyKaplan spoke with #hockey players about their struggle to find jeans that fit their exceptionally large glutes... um, my eyes are up here, Emily.

Study says, people over 65 share #FakeNews stories on social media more than any other age group... he source goes on to say, 85% of the sharing is done by one account,

#ElChapo #IT guy had a nervous breakdown... after talking through how to fix his computer tower on the phone for 30 minutes... Chapo realizes it wasn't plugged in.

#TacoBell plans to test #vegetarian menu this year... for too long vegetarians have gotten away with not shutting their pants in public, no more.

#MeghanMarkle’s brother busted for #drunkdriving... it was close but I guess #PrinceHarry chose the right sibling.

Researcher may have witnessed the birth of a #blackhole... finally, after 15 years of sticking things up his black hole... a breakthrough.

Woman is unable to hear men's voices due to #rarecondition... this same woman was just nominated for the #Mensa #genius of the year award.