Wednesday, January 9, 2019

5 Jokes a day 1/8/19

AT&T starting claiming that its regular old LTE was actually by simply changing the ... I guess if it didn't work for them, I'll return those 'big dick' t-shirts now.
By halftime of the game, I knew 2 things, was going to win and should imagine less dragons and more music lessons.
, reportedly is on his way to the southern border... I don't blame him... if I was about to be charged with as many crimes as him, I'd head to too.
A woman is recording her delays by knitting them on a ... good thing she doesn't fly ... her scarf would get all dirty, dragging 30 feet behind her.
shopping at ?... apparently, once you put everything you own in a box to the left... you have to buy new shit at Target.
‘’ Renewed For 55th Season By ... no it can't be... I thought the show was canceled by Juan Antonio 2 years ago... what?!... it was renewed by Juan's twin brother who came out of coma... what a twist!
technology can identify diseases by looking at your ... when I went, it said I had a lethal case of ass face... it's a melanoma, AI... why are you so hurtful.
catches prowling suspect licking doorbell for 3 hours... as he was being arrested he said... 'amazing, the LSDberries taste like LSDberries'
interrupts to fact-check her on the air... go ahead Chris, how 4,000 terrorists really is 7... cause I got nothing.
has 's back over calling a 'Motherf**ker'... however, they're opinions differ about 'motherf**king snakes on some motherfu**king plane'
will now deliver with your pizza in many states... hooray, said the two 12 years on each other's shoulders in a long trench coat.
and will collaborate on digital shelf ... they would start right away but they're still waiting for the next update to fix the last update.
just said she 'IS NOT' high maintenance... she said... 'if you don't believe me... just ask my personal shopper, chef, manicurist, housekeeper, or makeup artists... they're the divas.
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