Monday, January 14, 2019

5 Jokes a day 1/13/19

on his pull out... "I'm an artist with a creative vision who shouldn't be spending time talking about port-a-potties"... irony is... the last 3 or 4 years, his music has been shit so a port-a-potty is perfect.


The may force breweries to give out free due to delayed approvals to sell... all of our food may be infected with hepatitis, airports are shutting down, but at least there's free beer.


Woman drinking from can while riding electric shopping cart banned from ... drinking and driving is irresponsible but if Walmart didn't want you to drink alcohol out of a Pringles can, they wouldn't put it on the display case as you walk in.


's 27-pound bucket of sells out... the manager of Costco said in response, "we are going to widen the doors so customers can come back'


who took down an entire nation's internet is jailed... he accidentally tweeted a video of him peeping on birds having sex and didn't realize you can delete a tweet... it's being called an overreaction.


Family forced to sit on after airline allocated them seats which didn't exist... wow, how lucky are they, all the leg room they want.

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