#KanyeWest on his #Coachella pull out... "I'm an artist with a creative vision who shouldn't be spending time talking about port-a-potties"... irony is... the last 3 or 4 years, his music has been shit so a port-a-potty is perfect.
The #governmentshutdown may force breweries to give out free #beer due to delayed approvals to sell... all of our food may be infected with hepatitis, airports are shutting down, but at least there's free beer.
Woman drinking #alcohol from #Pringles can while riding electric shopping cart banned from #Walmart... drinking and driving is irresponsible but if Walmart didn't want you to drink alcohol out of a Pringles can, they wouldn't put it on the display case as you walk in.
#Costco's 27-pound bucket of #macandcheese sells out... the manager of Costco said in response, "we are going to widen the doors so customers can come back'
#Hacker who took down an entire nation's internet is jailed... he accidentally tweeted a video of him peeping on birds having sex and didn't realize you can delete a tweet... it's being called an overreaction.
Family forced to sit on #plane #floor after airline allocated them seats which didn't exist... wow, how lucky are they, all the leg room they want.






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