For the first time since 1989, the #Oscars will reportedly not have a #host... well, in 2011, #JamesFranco was there physically but mentally, I think he was still on the set of Pineapple Express.
Test of #steel prototype for #borderwall showed it could be sawed through... creating a hole in the southern border... Vice President #Pence will be deployed right away to inspect this hole... holes in the back-end are his specialty.
#SelfDrivingCar 'hits And kills' a robot in #LasVegas... sources close to the situation say the robot had it coming... was in debt 100k to a smart toaster.
#BetoORourke Instagrammed teeth cleaning... we haven't seen inside this much of a politician on the internet since #AnthonyWeiner.
People who use someone else's #Netflix password will have a harder time, thanks to machine learning... on the brightside, I'm finally have an account without the latest #PeppaPig and #PawPatrol recommendations.
#CocaCola will shape #China's efforts to fight #obesity... yikes, that's like letting #Thanos choose the next #Avenger.
#IMDB has a new, free streaming service for top-rated #movies... 'top-rated' according to them... most likely #lastjedi on a loop.
#WaffleHouse employees caught on video pouring food on and dancing with passed-out customer... they're calling it the 'Weekend at Bernie's' promotion.
Man angry over wait for order throws #coffee in face of teen working at #McDonald's... the good news is, the wait was so long the coffee was no longer hot.
#Sandusky #sausage products recalled... I never thought the company was a good idea... I was taught at a young age to not eat sausage from Jerry Sandusky.
#Sextoys all the buzz at #Vegas tech show... hate to let them down but sex toys normally buzz... it's not because of the show.
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