#PresidentTrump allegedly spends much of his day giving #WhiteHouse tours... the tour comes complete with a cheeseburger and a layoff notice from your job.
3-year-old who was missing for days says a #bear watched over him in #NorthCarolina woods... very plausible but I have a hard time believing they sang 'The Bare Necessities'
#WashingtonDC bakery's 'Build that Wall' #cookie stirs controversy... I thought those were tame compared to the 'Mexicans are rapists' cookies.
#ChickfilA selling heart-shaped containers of #chicken nuggets... health experts warn that if you eat too many nuggets you may experience heart issues and the box is not a real heart.
Fisherman catches hand #grenade then drives to #TacoBell, prompting evacuation... it's not going to work, once the Taco Bell is in you, the explosion will happen whether you like it or not.





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