Tuesday, January 29, 2019

5 Jokes a day 1/25/19

allegedly spends much of his day giving tours... the tour comes complete with a cheeseburger and a layoff notice from your job.


3-year-old who was missing for days says a watched over him in woods... very plausible but I have a hard time believing they sang 'The Bare Necessities'


bakery's 'Build that Wall' stirs controversy... I thought those were tame compared to the 'Mexicans are rapists' cookies.


selling heart-shaped containers of nuggets... health experts warn that if you eat too many nuggets you may experience heart issues and the box is not a real heart.


Fisherman catches hand then drives to , prompting evacuation... it's not going to work, once the Taco Bell is in you, the explosion will happen whether you like it or not.

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