Thursday, January 10, 2019

5 Jokes a day 1/9/19

' first restaurant is officially closing its doors... but the memory of penis will last forever.


taxi service takes to streets... and you thought the backseat of cabs were gross when someone was watching... 'what happens in Vegas, stays in the backseat of your '


's visit meant to show that they're not exclusive... 'look Donald, I meet with other world leaders with such big hands, does that make you jealous?'


When a woman flaunted an hunt, her match... a game warden, turned her in... that is going to make for an awkward first conjugal visit.


The administration downgraded the ... and didn’t tell him... worst of all, they took his red Swingline stapler.


Jeff and MacKenzie are getting after 25 years of marriage... finding some one to spend time with will be a struggle for the richest man in the world.


Jeff and MacKenzie are getting after 25 years of marriage... she married him when he looked like this and didn't have 139 Billion... that's love.


man charged with stealing roommate's winning $10M ... I used to get angry when my roommate ate my Combos... imagine if he ate 10 million packages of them?


Half the 600,000 residents aided by are ... this just in from the the ... plans to build a 2nd wall around .


Wedding DJ who killed a teacher in 1992 caught after sister uploads DNA to genealogy site... by shall play as he is taken into custody.


bathtub photo debunked by ... it took them a couple hours cause they had to wipe down all their screens.


blasts speech, suggests illegal immigrants ‘more ’ than him... I smell another movement coming... I want to see a birth certificate with those tax returns.

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