Duchess #MeghanMarkle’s #bodyguard quits after less than a year... due to her insistence on solving cold case murder crimes... coming to the #BBC this spring... 'The Duchess Detective'.
#JoeLieberman takes another dig at #AlexandriaOcasioCortez... he then went on to criticize young people in general with their sock-hops and their jazz music.
#JamesWatson in trouble for #racist views... he should have just played the Watson & Crick stuff... the new stuff is a little #WhiteSupremacist
#Trump says we'll serve #McDonalds
, #BurgerKing to visiting #Clemson football team... unfortunately, it will also give them a sense of what types of jobs are available post graduation in a Trump presidency.
#Landlord rents $1,500 studio to two #cats... with rent that high, they're forced to sell cat nip on the street.
Outspoken senator against universal #healthcare, #RandPaul to have hernia surgery in #Canada... that's like Jimmy Buffet coming out against the beach.
#Earth's #magneticpole is wandering, toward Siberia... Santa's had to move 3 times since Christmas... quoted... 'I don't even like vodka'
#LindseyGraham ‘Hell-Bent’ on replacing #RuthBaderGinsburg
with a #Conservative... attention RBG security, do not let this man within 100 feet of the judge.
#Kentucky mom drove drunk to ‘teach her son a lesson... her parenting book will be out this spring... 'The Donkey Mom'
#PrinceHarry had a bonding moment with a little girl carrying a '#Gingers Unite' sign... no words were uttered, they only spoke telepathically... no one knows what was said but experts are worried the #ginger revolution might start at midnight.
'McJesus' art sculpture at #Israeli museum upsets #Christians, sparks calls for removal... it is quite silly... everyone knows Ronald died of heart disease for our sins... a doi.
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