#Cohen says #Trump gave him money to work the polls... he showed up in a speedo... but Trump corrected him... 'wrong kind of poll'
#Google will buy #Fossil tech for $40 million... sounds like a rip off... people find fossils in the ground all the time.
#Netflix film '#BirdBox
' criticized for using footage of a real-life tragedy... I can't believe they used Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump... I wish I could go back and blindfold myself too.
#Trump denies #Pelosi aircraft for foreign trip, after call for State of the Union delay... looks like Nancy will hitchhike to Afganistan... the hostels are nice this time of year.
Newspaper apologizes to family for not publishing mother's anti-#Trump #obit... I didn't realize circulation of that paper reached heaven... like she wasn't gonna read her own obit.
#OcasioCortez chased #McConnell around Capitol as shutdown drags on... she would have never found him... he was at the #WhiteHouse, kissing #Trump's ass.
Hotel #dishwasher granted $21 million after being forced to work #Sunday... damn, that's about 2.6 million an hour.
#Kentucky driver seemingly tries to destroy #snowman, surprised when they hit #tree stump... Frosty doesn't skip leg day... don't mess.
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