Arnold Schwarzenegger filled a Los Angeles pothole yesterday...
1. ...declaring an end to puny holes with no muscle mass.
2. ...he insisted it had nothing to do with AI from the future, but check in on all Sarah Connors today.
3. ...inspiring other former governors, Jesse Ventura body-slammed a jaywalker, and Andrew Cuomo sold his nipple clamps to pay for new paint on the Williamsburg Bridge.
4. ...the story will be the primary plot of "The Expendables 4," coming out in September.
5. ...as he was finishing, he saw a cracked sidewalk; he stared it down and shouted, "I'll be back."
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