FBI warning travelers to avoid public airport charging stations due to malware and viruses...
1. ...I should be fine; I always charge my phone wearing a condom.
2. ...I caught my phone at a public charging station right before our flight; I called it a slut, and we didn't speak for the entire flight home.
3. ...spyware may slow down my phone, but it makes me feel good to know someone cares about what I have to say.
4. ...I don't care what you say; the charging station loves me and only charges my device.
5. ...now you tell me; I've been having sex with airport charging stations for years.
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