IDEA - 8-29-2020
by
Patrick Ryan
1,527 Words
Have you ever found that the word Santa is very quickly rearranged to be Satan? People don't know many things; one thing; Earth is hell; you don't remember your former life, but it's like getting a second chance. Second, Satan secretly rules the world, everything from a pandemic virus to uncontrollable wildfires, we are subject to his every whim. Three, if you can kill Satan, you get to take his place. However, Satan is not easy to find; he or she blends in with the population. There have been compassionate Satans, vindictive Satans, but nothing compares to the next Satan. Allen has been made fun of all his life because of social awkwardness and no filter when telling people what he thinks. He spends nights wandering the internet, waiting to troll his next unsuspecting victim. One night, for the tenth time, he was trolling a celebrity who just happened to be the real Satan. Satan had enough and wanted to cast a spell that would "accidentally" collapse Allen's roof. However, Satan wanted to see the death of their troll, so first, the celebrity traveled to Allen's house. Mistaking Allen's roommate for Allen, Satan cast a spell, and the house collapsed on itself. Allen, who had forgotten to take out the trash for the next morning's pick up, saw the whole thing from the street and took down Satan with one blow to the head with a shovel. With the celebrity bleeding out on the front lawn, Satan's powers were transferred to the nastiest, vindictive, and most humanity hating person yet. Welcome to the era of Allen.
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