explains why she clapped like that at ... we get it Nancy, you have bigger hands than the president.
releases fix for the eavesdropping exploit... it will go back to spying on everyone the old way.
Many popular apps secretly record your screen without asking... just when you think you can trust the weather channel.
sues for $68 million for terminating film deal... I heard he lost his prime membership as well.
was celibate before marrying wife Hailey... wow, is it too latr now to say sorry to Selena Gomez?
Researchers just came out with a list of the worst foods you can eat?... cause if the Super Bowl is known for one thing, it's healthy eating.
troop leader axed after money theft story falls apart... aren't the Girl Scouts just a cookie ponzi scheme anyway... you can only buy them if you know a 12 year old girl.
Get Free 's by taking photos of pizza... just not ... not unless you like racism with your pizza.
adds public transportation options to its app... for the really lazy Uber driver.
to warn users about lookalike URLs... hope they still let me go to my favorite site...
"fixes" her misspelled —but did she make it worse?... now it's an improper contraction.
A bunch of kids who weren’t now has the ... it's like those kids who ate tide pods that now have clean digestive systems.
Popular found to contain heavy metals: arsenic, cadmium & lead... but surprisingly, no fruit.
suspends mail delivery in until Friday due to cold... recommends a service called email.
investigating underground possibly leading to ... that's surprising cause whenever someone robs a bank with a tunnel in a movie, it always works.
Former -turned-drug exec gave lap dance while pitching drug... well there's your problem... you're using painkillers when you should be using .
announces two new bike concepts... now they'll need to record the fake annoying engine sound
kicks ’s snoopy research app out of the App Store... creepy Facebook... I already have that co-worker I friended that never posts and will eventually murder me.
was reportedly spotted chilling at a bar without ... he's allowed out twice a month and one visit to the Vet, he enjoys the car ride.
offers with bacon... you're sick McDonalds, sick... what's next, mcnuggets with chicken?
's sandwich is testing in several states... the rest of the states can't maintain their street value.
!?... quick someone tell me what had for breakfast.
Man jailed for having when it was only ... why did he have the detergent? To get the meth stains of his shirt.
When it's this cold, sets its tracks on fire... adding a layer of fire to the exotic smells already on the subway makes for quite a commute.
cleans up app with an all-white redesign... why don't they make it all male while they're at it.
lawmaker tells Congress isn’t just ‘eating bonbons’... are they sure, the congressional locker room scale would suggest otherwise.
Woman rescued after 3 days stuck in elevator... didn't realize you had to press a button.
Skip the 's office: and are offering ways to fix your teeth in their stores... the dental clinic will be located between the candy isle and the denture creme... it will be full service.
Woman kicked off for rant about sitting between ‘two big pigs’... the pigs responded... 'we're just visiting our aunt, 'Miss' in Los Angeles'
allegedly spends much of his day giving tours... the tour comes complete with a cheeseburger and a layoff notice from your job.
3-year-old who was missing for days says a watched over him in woods... very plausible but I have a hard time believing they sang 'The Bare Necessities'
bakery's 'Build that Wall' stirs controversy... I thought those were tame compared to the 'Mexicans are rapists' cookies.
selling heart-shaped containers of nuggets... health experts warn that if you eat too many nuggets you may experience heart issues and the box is not a real heart.
Fisherman catches hand then drives to , prompting evacuation... it's not going to work, once the Taco Bell is in you, the explosion will happen whether you like it or not.
, models must appear in court over failed ... what's being served for lunch in court that day... cheese sandwich.
Rams CB Nickell says age has 'taken a toll' on Pats' ... this just in... he is in concussion protocol following his no call pass interference hit against the Saints last week.
snaps striking Mars selfie... said NASA... if you don't make a breakthrough soon we're going to take away your selfie stick... harsh NASA.
release new photo of ‘' from 4 BILLION MILES away... oh no, the silicon fell out of the left one... now it will never look right.
'' actor makes surprise cameo at trial in Brooklyn... El Chapo tries to do the ol' switcheroo but then realizes Alejandro is much better looking.
Leaders plan competing bills to end shutdown... boys, boys, boys... there's plenty of shutdown to go around.
stops selling due to connectivity issues... if no one is around to use a broken clock... is it still right twice a day?
virus confirmed in lakes... so if your in Michigan, don't have sex with largemouth bass.
can show up to deliver the , but could shut off the lights and keep out cameras... I hate when my landlord is a jerk when I'm giving my speech too.
? You’re risking your life in , the deadliest state for pedestrians... of course when you try to walk in the middle of parade, shits gonna go down.
funnel cake fries are coming back... cause regular fries only have a moderate amount of transfat.
won’t be available this ’sDay... if you absolutely need them, chalk is on sale at Walmart, 10 for a dollar.
