2. @elonmusk doesn’t care if people buy his #BladeRunner pickup truck... hmm... Musk's complacency and the trucks Blade Runner name lead me to believe he might be a replicant... what are you hiding Musk?!
3. Hackers sold 81,000 @facebook messages to criminal 3rd party... Oh, no!!!... Hackers just got 5 million pictures of Denise's dog, 3 million pictures of Jon's newborn, and a dick pic I took when I was 25... aww crap.
5. Apparently, #GoogleMaps saves all the locations you've visited on your work phone... it's super convenient when you visit your wife for lunch every day and her office is above a strip club.
6. School district in #Idaho Apologizes for costumes of Mexican stereotypes and border wall prop... it's a serious concern because Idaho does share that long border with Mexico.
7. @BarackObama gets heckled at a speaking engagement... says... "This is what I look forward to, is having a few hecklers to get me back in the mood,"... Mood for what!? I think the red states would have a stroke.
8. @thenutcracker came out this weekend... I thought this was the 4th #fiftyshadesofgrey movie... I apologize to that 4-year-old and her father for the dominatrix leather onesie.
9. In the new video game #RedDeadRedemption2 your character gets to bathe, shave, eat, drink, chop wood, and cook... Whoa, whoa... if I wanted to be an adult and do adult things, I wouldn't be playing Red Dead Redemption 2.
10. #DaylightSavingTime ends tomorrow... I think it's utterly ridiculous that they make us get up at 2 am to change our clocks!
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