5 Jokes a day: 11/02/18

@JeffBezos and @amazon are looking to choose #AmazonHQ2 with their heart... so beautiful... just when you think an international company that stalks us with their AI and infiltrates every aspect of our lives has no heart... they go and prove me totally wrong. 
https://www.cnn.com/…/jeff-bezos-nyc-first-gala-…/index.html

#BohemianRhapsody comes out today in theaters... I can't believe they made a movie out of that one scene in #waynesworld.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1058455687162945536

@49ers Cheerleader called out for taking a knee during the national anthem... I don't get it, she just likes #Tebowing.

#PeteDavidson pokes fun at @ArianaGrande marriage proposal in @nbcsnl promo... Grande was pissed... she about to go Venti on a brother.

#AlecBaldwin arrested over a dispute about a parking spot... the irony is.... the dispute was with the gentleman below.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1058458421576511493

#Tesla is planning massive multi-billion investments in its gigafactories over the next 2 years... I knew it... Monster's Inc is real! Oh, wait... that doesn't say giggle. 
https://electrek.co/…/tesla-multi-billion-investments-giga…/