5 Jokes a Day 11/09/18

Actor #IceT (@FINALLEVEL) has never had a cup of coffee in real life... I could tell from his name, he's an OJ guy.

A PG-13 version of #Deadpool2 is coming for Christmas... yeah, I saw it, it's called #GreenLantern.

#Trump says that more journalists may lose press credentials... not you #billybush... you're my beaver buddy.

#AlexandriaOcasioCortez can't afford rent in DC until her salary kicks in... if there was only a hotel magnate, who already resides in DC that could help you out.

Some think the #Tide new detergent dispenser looks a lot like boxed wine... the poll was done at a nearby alcoholics anonymous meeting.