5 Jokes a Day 11/10/18

#Ford buys e-scooter company Spin for $100 million... I think this is Ford's way of bringing back that cool feeling of being a teen cruising around in your mom's Ford Taurus.

Police in #Dubai begin training on hovering motorbikes... if I learned anything from #backtothefuture it was "hoverboards don't work on water... not unless you got powwa!" heed their words Dubai Police.

#Sixers have traded for #JimmyButler... I guess they are trying their own #big3... although, a lot of people don't know this, Jimmy Butler is actually 5'8 and his high-top fade brings him to solid 6'8.

Woman finds a live mouse in grocery store bread... the movie #Ratatouille opened the door, now every rodent thinks they can cook

Plane gets #HIJACK alert after captain presses the wrong button... I can totally relate... I pushed the wrong button at work once and a guy was charged for 2 cheeseburgers instead of one.