5 Jokes a day 11/20/18

lecturers say university told them to stop using capital letters because they cause #anxiety... i personally cut all capital letters from my life... you better watch out punctuation, you're next... no one tells me when to stop

#ElChapo killed a man over a handshake... I told you Mark, it's not just me who can't do the Top Gun thing.

Recreational #marijuana sales begin in #Massachusetts... yo, Massachusetts, they changed their minds, the police are outside, looking for you... Massachusetts freaks out... I'm just kidding Massachusetts.

#MarkelleFultz shot drama takes another odd turn... needs to see a shooting specialist... are there a lot of adult shooting specialists or is it gonna be Markelle with a bunch of 7-year-olds learning at AAU camp.

#Trump jokingly warns #pardoned turkeys about subpoenas from House Democrats... why, did the turkeys collude with the Russians to fix an election too?

#LARams beat the #KCChiefs 64 to 49... no, sorry that was the final score of today's Clemson college basketball game... the sad part, the scores are not that far off.