5 Jokes a day 11/26/18

#KimKardashianWest was high on ecstasy when she got married and made sex tape... ok... that pop song, #jam, she put out makes sense now... oh that was on purpose?

#ShawnMendes constantly feels the need to ‘prove’ he’s not gay... in other news... Shawn Mendes just got 100 women pregnant... see, I told you!

#NASA lands its Geology #InsightLander on Mars... it's the coolest thing done in Geology since Fred Flintstone bowled a perfect game.

#NASA scientists find possibly Infectious superbugs on board the #ISS... oh yeah, Gary.... it's allergies.

Kanye West's new private plane Is a double-decker Boeing 747 named Yeezy floating office... damn Kanye... my 2-year-old wrote Poopy-di scoop before he could Poopy-di potty... where's his plane?