Woman arrested after 44 #deaddogs were found in freezers in her home... if you ever wondered what the acceptable number of dogs to have in your freezer was... it's 0... this bitch nuts.
#Windows10 introduces a light mode... it comes with a redneck comedy dvd and country music album... check your light privilege Windows 10.
Audience fears the worst when man yells 'Heil Trump!' during a play... I prefer the Mel Brooks version but I'll reserve judgment until I see Springtime for #Trump.
#SourPatchKids cereal is coming soon to a breakfast near you... 4 out of 5 dentists just jumped off a bridge.
Reseachers say #AlaskaCoastline is disappearing at a rate of 30 football fields per year... that sucks and to top it off... our success rate on third down has been awful.
#CarmeloAnthony brief stint with the Rockets ends... broke a record for the least amount of defense played since Bill Murray in Space Jam.
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