5 Jokes a day 11/19/18

People who believe in #ghosts may be more afraid of real-world dangers than are people who don't, a survey finds... I didn't need a survey to know that, I watch scooby-doo... shaggy and scooby believe and they're basically afraid of everything... ghoooooooooosts!

#Ford wants to eliminate odor from new cars by baking them... and I thought the only car that could be baked was the flower power VW Van.

The U.S. military actually has a plan for the #ZombieApocalypse... it obviously will be some sort of #AshWilliams #EvilDead, chainsaw for a hand bad ass plan... or they'll just call Alice from #ResidentEvil

#SnoopDogg got a star on the Hollywood #WalkOfFame... probably for his work in #highschool where he got high or #soulplane where he got high or maybe #thewash where he works at a car wash... and he got high.

Rapper #6ix9ine arrested on federal charges that could carry life sentence... very surprised, face tatoos is usually a sign of someone who makes good decisions.