5 Jokes a day 11/23/18

Wikipedia vandals have convinced Siri that #DonaldTrump is literally a penis... siri replied... "well, this is awkward"

Fax Machine on iPhone #2008v2018....

#JustinBieber celebrates first Thanksgiving as 'married man'... father in law, #StevenBaldwin, makes him watch his 1998 movie, One Tough Cop, 15 times.

#FoxNews guest apologizes for comparing #HillaryClinton to herpes... I know they don't like Hillary... but she lost, they don't have to be so crabby.

The #macysthanksgivingdayparade featured a same-sex kiss... that's nothing new... someone's gotta blow all those balloons.