Two #Amtrak train cars separate while en route to NYC... don't tell anyone but it was on purpose... Justin in the last car wasn't wearing deodorant and the last 3 cars smelled like BO.
The #LeaningTowerofPisa isn't leaning quite as much anymore... as older not straight buildings grow older, some will experiment with straightness. It's usually a phase but might lead to liking both.
Satanists settle lawsuit with #Netflix over goat-headed statue... the not yet released terms are rumored to be that the entire satanist group can share one account password... they really like #MakingAMurderer.
#NASA wants to know how much pot #ElonMusk smokes... Musk's reply... the Joe Rogan show was the first time... you got any snacks? I'm starving... how about those mini pizza bagels?
#TimAllen teases #KeanuReeves mystery #ToyStory4 role... hearing that he might be John Wick or Neo toy... it's like everyone forgot the guy was in Scanner Darkly?





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