5 Jokes a day: 11/16/18

In #Greenland, buried beneath more than a half-mile of ice is a meteor impact #crater that’s roughly 1,000 feet deep and bigger than Paris... omg, billions of dollars and thousands of hours spent, we finally did it... we found Earth's butthole.

#Gonorrhea is making a comeback... I once dated a girl named Gonorrhea... although upon further reflection... she was speaking fast italian and may not have been telling me her name.

#Netflix has #Jeopardy... What is the reason everyone is getting it on to the sound of Alex 'Netflix and Chill' Trebek?

#NorthKorea tests new 'high-tech' weapon... it's a big secret... in other news... North Korean citizens experience sliced bread for the first time.

An #ABCNews poll conducted last month found 65% of Americans approve of spanking children... I'm 30 but I guess it's the law now... Happy Thanksgiving Mom and Dad.