Monday, November 5, 2018

5 Jokes a day: 11/04/18

Today is the ... keep this in mind if you plan on driving in ... it's a crime to hit a marathon runner with your car.

 to rally for a senator who backs Trump policies... sources say this is Barack's audition tape for the next Apprentice.
Bills quarterback, added 3 interceptions to his career total today... “Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your desk. You’re fired.”

... you are the champion, my friend... don't stop now... The Grinch is looking for somebody to love... will it be a Queen Killer... or will another one bite the dust?

 was today... I've heard that people poop themselves, bleed from their nipples, and have to run 26.2 miles... where do I sign up? Just want to know where to avoid.
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