Monday, November 12, 2018

5 Jokes a day: 11/11/18

Research says 20% of childhood scald burns are caused by instant soup and ramen... and 100% of scald burns of 30-year-olds who still live in their mom's basement.

released her next single, about her exes... funny, that's what I said when she licked the donuts at my favorite bakery.

not happy about the news leaks... they have identified Amazon executive Lewis D. Scuttlebutt as the leak with all the hot goss about HQ2.

showed the cats Freddie Mercury kept in his mansion.... For a guy who was notoriously gay, he sure did keep a lot of pussy around.

In , a big deal is made of Freddie Mercury's flamboyant outfits... like everything in showbusiness... we keep pushing the line until we're basically left with sex club dominatrix.

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