5 Jokes a day 11/28/18

Hundreds of vehicles recalled in #Kansas after number plates spell out #racialslur... Meanwhile, #Mississippi elected a #Confederate #segregationist senator... I think that means everyone there is required to have a racial slur on their car. #CindyHydeSmith

#Trump might have renominated #Yellen for Fed chair if she wasn't so... short... I bet this has to do with Munchkin Land being unionized... damn lollipop guild.

#Trump might have renominated #Yellen for Fed chair if she wasn't so... short... nominates #Porzingis instead... what's that, oh the economy just crashed, well, at least he was tall.

#Trump on climate change: ‘People like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we’re not necessarily such believers.’... amazing, I said the same thing about Santa Claus when I was 30... boy was I proven wrong.

How can you be so calm about this... #Iranians hacked #Atlanta to get the plot for #TylerPerry's 'A Madea Family Funeral'.

Child breaks free from the crowd to join the #Pope on stage... it's the first reported case of a boy running towards a priest in 50 years. #Vatican #PopeFrancis