1. #Amazon plans to split #AmazonHQ2 evenly between two cities... that's what the french call a ménage à trois.
2.#ElChapo jury includes Michael Jackson impersonator... when trying the world’s most bloodthirsty cartel boss... Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on good times, blame it on the boogie.
3. I think I'm going to try #dieting again... one problem... #MyFitnessPal app thought I died 4 months ago.
4. #KimJongUn got his first official portrait... great, now all of our famous actors will get that haircut...
5. #China reveals a model for a new #SpaceStation... it looks cool and modern but you have to take off your shoes before entering.



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