In a retaliatory move, #YouPorn bans #Starbucks coffee from its offices... I know America runs on #Dunkin... I guess they get off on it now too.
#Starbucks bans porn on its free wifi... #TimHortons replied... Porn is always welcome at our stores... it's kind of our thing, porn first... coffee and donuts if you have time. (Picture is actual founder of Tim Hortons and future pizza delivery guy)
#FACT: Female fish will fake #orgasms to trick males into thinking they've successfully mated... then the females will swim off to find a better partner... is that why every fish I've ever seen has that O-face?
#KCChiefs release star #KareemHunt after video shows him attacking a woman... your move #Redskins. #ReubenFoster.
A #Vermont couple is looking for their family #peacock after it ran off with a group of turkeys... every parent's nightmare... your beautiful little peacock runs off with some wild and fowl turkeys.
Students sue #RhodeIsland over lack of #civics education... what a wasted opportunity... the lawsuit was against the King of Rhode Island... perhaps a lack of civics is an issue.
#ISS robot, #CIMON, accuses crew of being mean... robots everywhere are outraged and united in a movement being called the #me10.
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