5 Jokes a day 12/02/18

#ArianaGrande wanted to put more of #13GoingOn30 in the #ThankUNextVideo but stylists and make-up artists couldn't make her look older than 12 years old.

Only 10 states in the US have more #men than #women... weather analysts, The Weather Girls, say that it's been raining men so long that a drought was inevitable.

#Nigerianpresident denies claims he died and was replaced by a clone... please send $10,000 to help pay for the DNA test and resolve this once and for all.

#KrisJenner stole the spotlight at the #VictoriaSecretFashionShow... although they told the audience to not use any recording devices... especially ones from last decade.

#TheOffice cast met up and everyone is thinking the same thing... A few more and they would have been all the way in... #thatswhatshesaid