#NASA offers #Marvel some tips about how to save #TonyStark in space... it will require #RobertDowneyJr to channel his character from #TheShaggyDog and find that immortality potion... #TimAllen not yet on board.
#ScubaSantas thrill and delight at aquariums around the world... little known fact... Santas actually attract shark attacks due to their Christmas cookie taste.
#Trump is having a tough time finding his next #ChiefOfStaff... 'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one who needs the resume builder' #NickAyers
#CDC says just say no to raw #cookiedough... that's fine... I can never get the wrapper off the cookie roll clean anyway.
#Trump says payments to silence women are a ‘simple private transaction,’ not illegal campaign contributions... yeah, and putting that dollar in Diamond's g-string goes right into the college fund.
101-year-old’s secret to longevity: daily 4 p.m. #CoorsLight... unfortunately, every hour is 4pm when 101... guy has been drunk for 3 years.
#Fortnite addiction sending kids to gaming rehab... A live #BattleRoyale broke out at the first meeting over the first chip.
#AlexandriaOcasioCortez reveals Jewish ancestry at Hanukkah celebration... #ElizabethWarren has a DNA test for her to try.
Fox News host #LisaKennedy said #AlexandriaOcasioCortez tweets and Instagrams show "how empty-headed she really is."... right, I hold all of the opinions of TV personalities who came on after #BevisandButthead in high regard.
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