Monday, December 31, 2018

5 Jokes a day 12/30/18

"" took a detour around AT&T Stadium, landing on random fans rather than returning to its handlers... I don't blame him catch the game while it was still interesting... After a couple of minutes, scored enough points to win.


turns 64! literally ain't got shit on Denzel... dude is gonna live forever... who knew doing movies about trains was so youth inducing.


sends rare letter to leader... unfortunately, it was his letter to Santa... said the Santa request for thermonuclear warheads was a little jarring.


hits Tribune Publishing... impacts delivery of the newspaper... the over 30 people who still get a paper version of The Times were very concerned and went online to find out what happened.


buys mom house for ... but then the fault opens up underneath it and the Skyscraper next door catches fire... just another day in the life of 'The Rocks' mom.


Texas woman breaks record giving to nearly ... the Surgeon General cautioned that this weight loss method will not work for everyone.


Woman is expected to make a full recovery after being by a man she met on the ... see, if she had a photo up that didn't look like her, he wouldn't have known who to stab.


sent a note: let’s talk... not many people know this but the rest of the note said... ask Melania if u can sleep over at the ... we can play Fortnite and make prank calls to .

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