interrupts
on stage and begs her to take him back... yup, that's what the 'Get
Your Ex Back' book said to do... 1. Give her space 2. Reflect on
yourself 3. Interrupt her on stage while she's performing a rap
concert... textbook.
wore a Christmas dress on SNL... one of those dresses you wear to
Christmas dinner at your parents house... oh no! it ripped in the chest
area.
The largest natural in has just been unearthed... thank god, I was looking everywhere... worried sick.
delivers first 737 from Chinese factory... when asked if it could be customized... Boeing replied... no substitutions.
tops US carriers in on-time arrivals... this follows from their
slogan... 'you'll be on time but hate yourself when you get there'.
employee quits job over intercom... I always thought that smiley guy had more of a dead inside smile.
Foul-mouthed uses to order things while owner is away... jokes on the parrot... his owner actually enjoys watching bird porn.
manager reveals the book he says is helping him manage players... oddly enough, it's 'Goodnight Moon'... he's a very hands on manager.
's releases new $30 wall clock... it's great for asking questions but with analog clock hands no one can tell what time it is.
Delivery robot catches fire on campus... insists that it was not a prank but just a product of Berkeley's shitty engineering department.
is giving away sweaters... mine came in the mail... it was just a blue sweater.
‘Aquaman’ soundtrack features covering ’s ‘’... last year, Pitbull this year... does it rain cocaine in Africa?... everyone misses this shit so much.
Study claims is greatest risk for ... of course, a big fat man is about to go all wet bandits down your chimney and all you have are those stupid micomachines.
Study finds frequent sex associated with greater enjoyment of life for , but not ... I can't believe that study stole the title of my biography.
found in U.S. can ‘clone’ itself... Asia, always flaunting their math and science abilities in the US.
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