Sunday, December 16, 2018

5 Jokes a day 12/15/18

Delivery man who sampled customers’ food is fired... so much for the new low calorie promotion... 'On a diet? Try our low calorie option, order whatever you want, our driver will eat some... bam... lower calories.'


  stated that by 's 1999 standard for , should be impeached... Graham replied, times have changed... he then put his Eiffel 65 album into his CD player and zoomed off in his Ford Escort.


 It's been 10 years since an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at ... the journalist said he still has not gotten his shoes back... Bush was seen wearing them just last week.


 Conservative magazine '' will shut down... will be replaced by 'The Daily Fabrications of a Mad Man'


  of 2018 were released... 3rd year in a row my , 192578394, wasn't on the list... good thing, it's my social security number.


 Man charged in ‘’ theft held on $10,000 bond... I had heard 's factory was running behind... desperate move for St. Nick.


 's first convenience store opens for business... your one stop shop for pot bread, pot milk. and pot eggs.


 Before mating, a female will urinate in the male's mouth... simultaneously developing a scene for the next documentary and sequel.
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