#RyanToysReview has generated 26B views and earned $22M in the last year on #youtube... congrats Ryan, you can thank all those parents who were just trying to get their kids to stop whining.
#Walmart is getting robot janitors... I've seen that #peopleofWalmart site... they better put some industrial cleaner in those self-aware zambonis.
#Malala to be the first Nobel Prize winner to christen a cruise ship... at the all you can eat buffet everyone will get fat. #Equality
A decorative homage to #ClarkGriswold sends one onlooker into a panic... that's nothing... Gladice, in Longmeddow, electrocutes a cat on the hour in honor of the film.
#DrDre didn't know #Eminem was white until they met... I used to hear color but now I'm off PCP.
#Walgreens will start selling chicken in latest attempt to thwart #Amazon... I know there are days my stomach is just relentlessly craving Walgreens chicken?... do what you do best... drugs.
#Microsoft
is reportedly replacing Edge with a #Chromium-based browser... classic Microsoft... if you can't beat um', join um'. #Google
#PriyankaChopra & #NickYanka wedding celebration continues... I know the #JonasBrothers were into those purity rings but they understand you only have to do it once, right?
#ArianaGrande begs fans to leave #PeteDavidson alone... when mafia don Grande speaks #Arianators listen.
#KanyeWest apologizes after being caught on his phone at Broadway's #TheCherShow... "Yo Cher, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but my cell phone had one of the best videos of all time."
#NHL is coming to #Seattle... pictured below, part-owners #JerryBruckheimer, #DavidBonderman, #TodLeiweke and majority owner, a hockey stick.
Strange item found on #Mars
by #NASA rover... so much for living on Mars... place is already littered with trash... pick up your shit, Martians.
Cremated remains of 100 people sent into space on #SpaceX rocket... um, that sounds great but those people were not cremated remains when it launched.
#BurgerKing has a new penny Whopper deal – but you need to be geofenced in a #McDonalds
first... it's so dumb it just might work... nahh, looks like McDonalds will be selling a McWhopper for 2 cents soon.
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