Sunday, December 30, 2018

5 Jokes a day 12/29/18

recalls some due to '' concerns... said the husband of the couple that first reported the issue... 'hey, oh, I have very strong dick muscles'... followed by his wife saying, 'that's when I knew something was wrong and reported it to the company.'


  recalls some due to '' concerns... Durex responded... 'we sincerely apologize and will make sure to try all condoms before packaging from now on.'


  recalls some due to '' concerns... we can all thank condom scientist who alerted everyone of the issue... he got his degree in the woman's locker room of Canton Community College... we salute your efforts.


  is reportedly rolling out a feature to fight in your texts... now they just need a way to stop that 2am booty call you'll regret in the morning.


  passengers may have been exposed to ... they're only concerned about people from out of state... people from have a natural immunity to almost all infectious disease from all the toxic waste in the air.


 During ... some resort to stripping... the assistant director of monument maintenance is now a regular down at the G-string.


  has obtained 'nude selfie' from company targeted in his investigation... poor , he just can't catch a break.


  says hackers stole names of defectors... I told them not to put the names in a folder called 'Tax Stuff'


  moderators reportedly rely on inaccurate, outdated documents to determine forbidden content... I was wondering why a search for Janet Jackson, Super Bowl comes up empty.

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