Thursday, December 20, 2018

5 Jokes a day 12/19/18

let and read users' private messages... messages like... 'I can't stand Facebook, I'm only using to post about how much I love and '... Netflix and Spotify respond crying, why would you show us that, Facebook.


  released images of 's Genie... complete with a man-bun and goatee... he looks like a guy who would definitely sell you peyote.


  is 20 years old... update on the characters... after getting a taste for Internet chat rooms, became an internet troll, now known for bullying Pete Davidson... was in the movie 'Proof of Life' where she cheated and was never heard from again


 Rats are plaguing , including the ... it isn't anything new but now the rats are committing federal crimes, treason, perjury, and twitter spelling faux pas.


  will review travel ban on ... just when you're debating about the Bahamas or Aruba for vacation, news comes and makes you start all over.


  nears deal to take 35 percent stake in e-cigarette company... honestly, I think they already had the nicotine on hand and they were already going to hell anyway.


  to research weed drinks... going to rehire those frogs from the 90s... Bud... bud... what were we doing?


  are already returning purchases... I learned that lesson last year... don't shop, drunk, at 2 in the morning... no one wants those non-stick infomercial pans.


 's Kisses are suffering from widespread broken tips... I know circumcision is a tradition but someone take the sciccors away from resident Rabbi Hersheystien.


  calls cops on man because his paycheck was too high... what was even more suspicious was that he didn't have direct deposit... come on man, it's 2018.


 Former engineer designs '' to get revenge on porch pirates who stole his package... interesting, strippers usually quit to work at NASA, not the other way around.


receiving $75 refund from cable company for ... I've had for years now and I never have this pr...


unveils a kennel for anxious dogs... they're still working on a noise canceling device for screaming children in the back seat.


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