#Russiancouple adopted an orphaned bear 23 years ago, and they still live together today... nothing worse than a roommate that over stays their hibernation.
The average #dog can learn between 165 and 200 words... although you can make it seem like more by increasing the font size on punctuation and messing with the margins.
Scientists discover #Spidermilk has four times the protein of cow’s milk... Gwen Stacy was quoted as saying... don't believe it... it's a trick.
#MichelleObama on lean in: "That shit doesn't work all the time"... right, it contradicts the 'if you have time to lean, you have time to clean' mantra... which undermines the whole goal of the movement.
#HootieandtheBlowfish are getting back together for a new album and going on tour... the sad part...the #MiamiDolphins have done nothing interesting since the 90's and that song is still very relevant today... cry it out #Hootie.
#Tumblr decides to ban adult content on its platform... fine, I'll go back to looking at side boob on Instagram.
#friends is officially leaving Netflix January 1st... they'll be on a break so Netflix can officially sleep with other sitcoms.
A film inspired by the music of #Prince is in the works... hmm, I thought I saw #PurpleRain.
Europe's tallest #menorah lights up in #Berlin... I love it... a giant middle finger to their questionable past.
#NorthDakota man pleads guilty to stealing forklift to 'kill' #DonaldTrump... he eventually came to his senses and said fork this and got off #ScottFree.
#PrinceWilliam reportedly ‘voiced doubts’ about #MeghanMarkle... it stems from a time she wore flats to a fancy dinner party... Kate calmed him down but the riff continued.
#Amazon is in a three-way race to become the world's most valuable public company... first Amazon cheats on Virginia with NY, now it's caught in a 3-way... no wonder it always has that smile.
#SecretSanta spends $29,000 to pay off every single layaway account at a Pennsylvania #Walmart... in the end, it paid for 29,000 packages of Necco Wafers
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