#KimKardashianWest wants a copy of your thesis... if she only knew you copied #ParisHilton too.
Two #nuns accused of embezzling half a million dollars from a Catholic school to gamble in #LasVegas... it will also be the plot of Sister Act 3: Putting the Social Studies books on red.
#Florida man arrested for shoplifting at #Kohls after job interview... did he add brand loyalty to his resume?
#Florida man arrested for shoplifting at #Kohls after job interview... his interview at #macys has been delayed 6 months
Rumor that hugging your #TeslaModel3 reveals a secret compartment... this is false... although if you have sex with the charge port... you'll be arrested, it was never your Tesla anyway.
#Beyoncé takes to the stage ahead of one of India's most talked-about weddings... #NickJonas be like... um, we just had a 5-day wedding with a 75-foot veil?!... yeah, but they got queen B.




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