Thursday, December 27, 2018

5 Jokes a day 12/26/18

in front of lavish is the rap video equivalent to strippers on a Lambo.


  insists will pay for the ... with just 3 easy payments of $499,999,999 you can own the best wall ever made... it's got spikes, the best steel, and TRUMP engraved on each post.


  man throws ham at woman over argument about dinner... she cooked a Black Forest when the family decided on Spiral Cut over the weekend... one of many swine-based quarrels endured this .


A from may have helped avoid ... well, a lawyer from Queens just might get him impeached.


  rules the box office... showing that a female audience really love the ocean... that's the reason, right?


  'masterminded' Kate and Meghan 'truce'... good thing, sources say it was reaching vs. , levels at the .


  couldn't handle all of her requests on ... should've seen that coming... people like talking to a computer more than Uncle Donald going on and on about the border wall.


 Holiday '' outage leaves players with nothing but... spending time with their families... reports say amongst teens increased by 20%.


 Kevin Spacey charged with sexual assault... I'd like to see him try a move on this one.


 Hole in capsule drilled from inside... last recording was... 'Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?'


 Economists say... 'Americans are shopping for clothes again'... good thing too... with obesity rates on the rise, naked really wasn't a good look.


 's father travels with her as she works around ... that's a great story but he just wouldn't stop pressing the call button to complain.


  officer captures hawk trapped in Station... another example of profiling... he was just trying to get home to his family in Hoboken.


  transformed into for the movie Dick... his heart shrunk 3 sizes that day.

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