5 Jokes a day 12/28/18

Wait, did #Grover just say yanny on #sesamestreet?

 Power plant explosion lights up the Queens sky in blue... if it was #aliens, the #upsidedown, or #Thanos, they'd tell us, right?

 #AnneFrank's sister, Margot, also had a diary. Unfortunately, it was a food diary... knowing she ate a banana for breakfast really doesn't move paper.

 #India will send three #astronauts to space by 2022... imagine if your friend's child is one of those astronauts... you would never hear the end of it.

 #Trump threatens to close 'Southern Border entirely' if Dems don't fund wall... it's a very 'I'll turn this car around right now move'... usually an empty threat but Trump might just jackknife this whole thing.

 Court rules mothers' #druguse in #pregnancy isn't child abuse... it was just a light buzz.