#OcasioCortez calls for congressional salaries to be #furloughed during shutdown... #MitchMcConnell replied... 'Oh no, that was the money I needed to complete my transformation surgery'
#Nike cuts price of its #BacktotheFuture self-lacing shoes... Aw yeah, gonna pull out your pants pockets cause 'All kids in the future wear their pants inside-out.'
Happy #Festivus everyone... #grievance number 1... I hate you people who go to the gym and talk more than you work out... you know I actually don't like it there, right?!
It's a #Japanese tradition to celebrate #Christmas with #KFC... I think it has to do with #ColonelSanders... they think he's #SantaClaus ... have you ever seen a Japanese man with a full beard?
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